Okay, challenge accepted! Here are the lyrics to “Who’s the Real Physicist?”, a fictional rap battle between Sir Isaac Newton and Albert Einstein:

[Chorus] Who’s the real physicist, please stand up, please stand up We’re gonna have a showdown, that’s what’s up, that’s what’s up Who’s the real genius, don’t act up, don’t act up We’ll settle this score, now let’s rap up, let’s rap up

[Verse 1: Sir Isaac Newton] May I have your attention please, I’m Sir Isaac Newton My laws of motion are the best, no one can refute them I discovered gravity, that’s a fact, not fiction My calculus is solid, it’s the foundation of physics, listen I’m the king of optics, the first to split light My laws of cooling and heating, they’re out of sight Einstein, you can’t hold a candle to my brilliance I’m the father of modern physics, no need for resilience

[Verse 2: Albert Einstein] Hold up, hold up, let me intervene I’m Albert Einstein, the physics machine My theories of relativity are the pinnacle I explained the photoelectric effect, it’s so simple My famous equation, E=mc² Revolutionized physics, what did Newton do? He thought light was made up of particles, that’s absurd I proved it was waves, my genius is heard

[Chorus] Who’s the real physicist, please stand up, please stand up We’re gonna have a showdown, that’s what’s up, that’s what’s up Who’s the real genius, don’t act up, don’t act up We’ll settle this score, now let’s rap up, let’s rap up

[Verse 3: Sir Isaac Newton] You may have had a fancy formula, but don’t forget I made the laws of motion, without which you’d regret Your theory of relativity was just an extension Of my laws of motion, it’s a clear connection Your genius may have been impressive, but let’s be real I set the foundation, without me, your theories would be nil

[Verse 4: Albert Einstein] I’ll give you credit, Sir Isaac, for what you’ve done But my impact on physics, can’t be outdone My explanations of the universe, profound and true The world was never the same, after I was through You’re a legend in your own right, but I am the one Who revolutionized physics, with relativity, it’s done

[Chorus] Who’s the real physicist, please stand up, please stand up We’re gonna have a showdown, that’s what’s up, that’s what’s up Who’s the real genius, don’t act up, don’t act up We’ll settle this score, now let’s rap up, let’s rap up

[Outro] So who’s the real physicist, you decide Is it Newton or Einstein, whose theories provide A better understanding of the universe we reside In the end, they’re both legends, and both stand with pride.